July292014

theworstcharacterinthegame:

Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?”

Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…”

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(via heyyoungassbutt)

6AM

hellolaurenlopez:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yes

(via consulting-lokean)

6AM
6AM

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via thesecretadventurer)

6AM

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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(via thesecretadventurer)

lol 

6AM

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via txlover)

July282014

magic—is—might:

strongholdleather:

Eyyyy I found the good pictures of our basic black clawed gloves! Y’all should be proud.

Anyways, you can hop right on over to our eBay and get a pair just like this for yourself!

ruthedj

need 

10PM

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

(Source: awwww-cute, via laughinwolf)

10PM
  • Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
  • Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
10PM

hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(via magic--is--might)

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